Hidden Oreo Brownie Cupcakes
Yes, you read that correctly. A brownie with a fucking Oreo inside. I was trolling the 'net and saw these bad boys and almost shat myself in excitement. I had just bought a box of brownie mix AND Double Stuf Oreos, and I was going for it. I did purchase the Oreos for my man originally. It's "his" snack... Not that I don't help eat them, we just pretty much hide them from the little hands in the house. Darn. Those little guys get everything! Let us have our cookies. DON'T JUDGE ME. *whew*
Anyway, do you want to know how I did it? Seriously though, the fact that you are having to read this for instructions is appalling. Fuck the instructions, I saw the picture and ran with it. But read on, dumbass. Ugh....
So I followed the instructions on this here box:
Then, I spooned out batter into LINED cupcake pans. Lined with those frilly little fluted edge paper liners. Fuck the mess of trying to scrape my delicious brownies out of the cupcake pan. I've done it, and it blows hardcore. And I don't even want to fucking talk about cleaning that piece of shit. I don't have a dishwasher, so again, fuck all that mess. Don't have liners? Get off your ass and go get some. Or MacGyver yourself some make-do liners out of fucking coffee filters or something. Let me know how that works, actually. I haven't tried it but I totally would in a pinch. Or, you know what? Don't use liners, totally finger fuck the shit out of your brownies trying to get them out of that thing, and then kill yourself trying to clean the pan. I don't care.
Then, I tore open the package of Oreos like a frantic animal. I actually didn't even eat one while I was making these, of which I am quite proud! I didn't want to spoil my appetite. I wanted the first bite to be the mouthgasm I knew it could be. Anyway, I pushed one cookie into each little cup of batter and covered the tops with the batter that rose along the sides. I was worried that I put too much batter in each cup, but it was fine because brownies don't rise as much as a cupcake would. Who knew?
So this was the end product. And it was everything I dreamed it would be! Hot, fudgy (fudgey?) brownie with Oreo creme in the middle. The cookie itself just kind of blended in with the rest of the brownie when it came to taste, but the creme was all gooey and scrumptious. What a fun word that is, huh? Fucking scrumptious! The tops were hard and crispy, like the edge of a brownie. Everyone loves brownie edges, that's why they made a pan dedicated to making each brownie have a crispy edge. I've yet to get one of those, unfortunately. And making these was so easy. My 7 year old could make this. If you can't handle this recipe, you should probably just end it all now. Seriously.
